10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.