10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!