10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.