10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.