10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'