10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers