10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm