10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!