10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim