10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel