10 Random Poker Quotes

Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'