10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim