10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.