10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "No river, no fish."