10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.