10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker