10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.