10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow