10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson