10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com