10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!