10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Welcome to kicker school
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)