10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.