10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright