10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.