10 Random Poker Quotes

Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Those eggs smell delicious!