10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- It's Free To Fold...
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger