10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.