10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?