10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.