10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.