10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fold and live to fold again
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT