10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright