10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."