10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.