10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare