10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.