10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier