10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.