10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- It's Free To Fold...
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)