10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth