10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "No river, no fish."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim