10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.