10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."