10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."