10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.