10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die