10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fold and live to fold again