10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fook the floosh droo!