10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You have to piss with the dick you have